if ur american i am sorry for the vent

MONOKINI ALERT!

You know when u FIND the IT swimwear for theis summer? Yes? No? Well after hours trolling through the internet, i have found my MONOKINI '10! I mean, come on, its has a tecno/ sporty twist from a typical Afircan inspired print and LOOK AT IT, u want...want to... (in the words of the "French Connection" Ad) stalk it.

So its just dandy that it happens to belong to PINK, and that the only single way to own this monotone-ies bueaty is to- "Log in to PINK Nation to find a store and learn more about the collection at http://tinyurl.com/behati-collection"

EXCEPT U HAVE TO BE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN

oh hell.

 
 
P.S. If viewers  feel i am being overreactional on the subject please may i remind u of the fact that we are not only sharing TOPSHOP with u yanks, u have taken our beloved Cadbury factory and turning it into some Hershie store filled with obese little kids.
 
 
P.P.S. HERSHIES ISNT EVEN A REAL CHOCOLATE

HAIIIIR.

You'd be surprised HOW important hair is to our overrall look...

Example One: Jenny Humphrey from Gossip Girl, cute with natural honey blonde catholic school girl esque... then grungey/Rock 'n' roll rebel with peroxide short hair... ahhh the hair!!!

Example Two: spot the difference?! now I'm not saying Keira Knitely looks awful with either haorcut infact, she looks gorgeous, but just notice how her face changes with the shorter lenght and different colour and how sharp her features seem, whereas when she was blonde her overral appearance can be described as "soft".

Example Three:okay... he OVERRALL... looks hotter with shorter hair.. nuff said...
































Now... you SEEE that you must have nice hair.. EXPERIMENT PEOPLE!

My ideal hairstyle is... "Veronica Sawyer"'s hairstyle in HEATHERS. good film... watch it    :-)



-Esme by the way ;)